DISCLAIMER: this item is a paper weight and intended ONLY to be used as a paper weight. This is JUST a paperweight. 
pa·per·weight
/ˈpāpərˌwāt/
noun
a small, heavy object for keeping loose papers in place.
NOT A PRE-ORDER. WILL BE SHIPPED EARLY NEXT WEEK. YOU WILL RECEIVE A TRACKING LINK WHEN YOUR ORDER SHIPS.